The Nov. 19 episode of The Late Late Show With James Corden took a playful poke at the concept of boy bands. "Boy bands grow up into man bands," Corden declared, before introducing his new ensemble: M3n Not Boyz.
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Corden was joined by Reggie Watts and frontman Bryan Cranston as they crooned about the various ways in which men -- not boys -- show love. They don't believe in emojis and they don't understand Snapchat, but they do understand the value of good credit, quality tires, and a user-friendly phone font.
"You're the best choice I ever made since a mortgage that I signed," Corden sings to every girl who wants a real man. "I know that I love you, and how to barbecue," Cranston sings at the bridge. Good luck getting this chorus out of your head:
I'll make love to you
in my minivan
But I can't be a boy
cause I'm a grown-ass man
So direct, and no games! Yup, definitely not a boy band.