If you've ever looked at a wall sconce and thought, "Darn, I wish I could pinch this," then there's a new product that's right up your alley.
Slap It is a new lamp which is shaped like a human bottom, complete with two squishy butt-cheeks (presumably made from some sort of silicone).
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A photo posted by @slapitlight on Aug 13, 2015 at 7:19am PDT
However, the butt shape isn't the most distinctive feature of these lamps ...
... No, the most distinctive feature is that, in order to turn on the light, you must slap or pinch the bum lamp.
A photo posted by @slapitlight on Feb 25, 2015 at 7:19am PST
Which isn't too terribly creepy or anything.
The website for Slap It instructs prospective buyers to "slap it, pinch it or gently squeeze this tantalising tactile bottoms [sic] to turn them on, diffusing a warm glow to light up your room."
A photo posted by @slapitlight on Feb 25, 2015 at 7:19am PST
As if this vastly uncomfortable descriptor wasn't enough of a feature, the butts themselves can also light up in 10 different shades simply by turning a dial. So you can have an entire RAINBOW of butts!
Home decor just got a little bit cheekier.