Butters the Kit Kat is a beloved staple on San Francisco's Haight Ashbury and his man parts are going from the chopping block to the auction block.
This chill cat sits on the corner and takes photos with all his adoring fans while perched atop a sign that reads, "Pigeons here taste like shit".
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#koolkats #sf #justanotherdayonhaightst @_sprice_ @kellyjdiamond @officialbuttersthekitkat A photo posted by Sarah Fuller (@sbeara108) on Aug 9, 2015 at 2:57pm PDT
Butters' owner, Johnny Fogarty, uses Instagram to help boost Butters to Hollywood fame.
In the voice of the cat, he writes on Instagram, "Everyone of my fans help promote me to stardom."
Last Picture in Hollywood For Now Hehehe..... A photo posted by ButtersTheKitKat (@officialbuttersthekitkat) on Dec 19, 2015 at 11:00am PST
While mainly known in the San Francisco community and by his 7,500 Instagram followers, Butters' owner is looking for even more attention for the "original Kool Kat".
He's attempting to sell the cat's removed testicles.
ONE OF A KIND BUTTERS NUTS IN A JAR OFFICIALLY UP FOR AUCTION JUST DROP DAD A MESSAGE WITH OFFER IF INTERESTED!!!... A photo posted by ButtersTheKitKat (@officialbuttersthekitkat) on Jan 10, 2016 at 4:55pm PST
In the comments section of the photo, Fogarty writes in Butters' voice, "My nuts were making me so crazy that i started ATTACKING and bitting dad as well as anyone that got in my way. Soo now iv got my nuts up for sale to pay for the vet bills...".
For now, there doesn't seem to be any takers.
Buttering around with the stars.... A photo posted by ButtersTheKitKat (@officialbuttersthekitkat) on Dec 17, 2015 at 4:40pm PST
While we're not interested in owning removed cat testicles, we'll take that sleepy kitty if he's up for sale.