Calvin Harris, like many before him, claims that he was not dumped over a hand job, thank you very much.
Taylor Swift was rumored to have dumped Harris after photographers captured him leaving a massage parlor that reportedly provided "happy endings" for customers. Harris has now denied the story on Twitter.
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It's not going to be a 'happy ending' for everyone I sue for defamation of character for all these bullshit stories bye bye— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) October 12, 2015
Swift immediately favorited the tweet, so it was clear they orchestrated this denial together. Swift is famously litigious, so it looks like what they say is true: The couple that sues together, stays together. Congratulations to the EDM hunk as he continues to get down to this sick beat.
It looks like Taylor's new squad member Avril Lavigne, who is divorcing Nickelback's Chad Kroeger, won't be joining Swift on stage to belt out the lyrics, "all this time you were pretending, so much for my happy ending," after all.
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