Everyone, the time has come to start appreciating Canada. They are the only ones with a legit plan for when the zombies invade.
Leave it to the Great White North to add the zombie apocalypse to their House of Commons docket. Winnipeg Member of Parliament Pat Martin introduced the issue, probing Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird about the ongoing preparations, reminding him that "zombies don't recognize borders" and an invasion in the U.S. could lead to a "continent-wide pandemic."
We will all soon be regretting the hockey and beaver jokes when Canada has some crazy nuclear weapon against the zombies, and the rest of us are turing to The Walking Dead for tips on how to avoid having our brains eaten.
Did Obama even mention U.S. preparations in his State of the Union address? U.S. government FAIL.
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