Cara Delevingne is a famous model and emerging actress who frequently has to be upright on command to perform her job, whether that involves strutting down a runway or acting out a scene in which her character is not sleeping.
But sometimes that's just hard.
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On Tuesday evening, following the premiere of her movie Paper Towns, Delevigne shared a video on Instagram that shows her falling in a bathroom with fellow models Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin and Bella Hadid. It also features Jenner's leg and a horrifying scream.
Man down!!! @kendalljenner @haileybaldwin @bellahadid A video posted by Cara Delevingne (@caradelevingne) on Jul 21, 2015 at 2:54pm PDT
Cara is famous and tall
One night, she took a fall
It happened in a bathroom stall
Kendall Jenner was there to see it all
It's ok, though, Cara had a ball
But why did this happen? Why did Cara fall? Here are some options.
She's wearing very high heels and tripped.
She slipped on a puddle of Kendall Jenner's urine.
The soul-sucking weight of the universe pulled her down to the ground.
She was under the influence after celebrating the premiere of her movie, Paper Towns, based on the John Green novel.
She wanted to slam into tile just to feel anything at all.
It was a test to see if Hailey Baldwin is a good friend who would catch her fall. (She didn't. Hailey's not a good friend.)
She's anemic and should really incorporate more iron into her diet.
Performance art.
She's a big fan of the television show The Fall and wanted to submit a creative audition tape.
She was startled by that blood-curdling scream.
Trying to find meaning in a meaningless world is pointless, and that's her point.
She is a character in a romantic comedy.
She was just trying to cause a distraction while her partner in crime, Kendall Jenner, stole change and gum from everyone's handbags.
I don't know, man.
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