Feeling down? A little nauseous? Hard to get out of bed and face the world? It's not the flu, it's PPTSD.
Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley hosted the Country Music Awards Wednesday and poked fun at Taylor Swift's transition to pop music, claiming that everyone in Nashville was experiencing a bout of Postpartum Taylor Swift Disorder.
"We're sad because it looks like New York's gain is Nashville's loss. Just going to have to shake it off," the duo sang.
Swift has previously been nominated for 25 CMAs, taking home eight awards.
Underwood also blamed Obama's inability to treat PPSTD to the Democrats losing the Senate. Zing!
But it's all for the best -- Taylor's swimming in money with 1989 going platinum, and without Swift around, Carrie's finally got a shot at winning an award or two this year.
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