As Ryan Reynolds' merc with a mouth looks to tear up the box office this weekend, his feline counterpart has emerged to tear up the carpet (how do you get them to stop that?).
Instagram user @Cat_Cosplay, which posts incredibly detailed cat-sized cosplay outfits, unveiled a Deadpool suit just in time for the film's release.
A photo posted by Cat Cosplay (@cat_cosplay) on Feb 12, 2016 at 8:58am PST
Complete with two miniature katanas and a pretty spot on suit, this furry, whiskered Weapon X even has his own internal monologue, in the form of a classic yellow text box. Why not?
Tighten your collective sphincters and break out the chimichangas kiddos!
Debuting Catpool! #Deadpool pic.twitter.com/KtM3AUXgG1— Cat Cosplay (@Cat_Cosplay) February 10, 2016
No word yet on how you can best make a suit like this for your own cat, but you can trust that it's already internally thinking rude, vulgar thoughts about you.