This cat is the perfectly poised gentleman.
Wilbur was a stray kitty when Reddit user Wolfpackago brought him into her home.
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What the new owner and her boyfriend didn't realize before adopting their new pet is that Wilbur the cat is actually a tiny human.
#ourcatWilbur sits like this A photo posted by @snozaki on Feb 13, 2016 at 12:33pm PST
This cat is a perfect little gentleman, but that doesn't fully explain the way he sits.
"His torso is either too long or his legs are too short, so he always sits in odd positions," the owner told Love Meow in an interview.
But what cute positions, they are.
While you may now be convinced that Wilbur is actually a little human, think again.
According to the video below, he may also be a dog.
New talent discovered! #ourcatWilbur plays fetch! A video posted by @snozaki on Dec 5, 2015 at 8:19pm PST
Only one thing is for certain: Wilbur is definitely not your average kitty. Or dog. Or person.
Mashable has reached out to Wolfpackago for comment.