The MTV VMAs have provided years of historically weird moments in pop culture. Howard Stern floating in as Fartman. Lil Kim's boob. Miley Cyrus and her tongue.
It seems like each year builds up to a wilder evening of events. So, naturally, 2014 was just asking for it. Unfortunately, viewers were gifted with an unusually calm evening in comparison to past years.
Celebrities in attendance of the awards show know exactly how you felt. At least you were home in sweatpants.