What good are feature phones anymore? With their lack of bells and whistles and their relative bulk, they're essentially plodding thugs in a world dominated by svelte panes of glass like the iPhone 5 and Galaxy S III. Can older phones do anything that today's smartphones can't do?
This video shows the answer is yes. Stood on end with vibrate mode engaged, two stocky feature phones don't topple when they're called -- instead they slowly but surely advance on each other menacingly. Eventually they collide, with mildly violent results.
We think the winner is a Nokia, but it's hard to tell with the low resolution of the YouTube video. Smartphones, be warned: Feature phones may not be able to run all those fancy apps, but they can still shake you up.