You can do a lot of things in America, but one thing you cannot do is shit-talk a kitten.
Unless your name is Channing Tatum.
The Magic Mike star recently filmed a segment for Jimmy Kimmel in which Tatum gives the kitten some tough (and much needed) advice. Advice that most people are too afraid to say, and kittens are too not-human to understand.
“You smell like garbage and fish, bro!”
“You eat out your own p*ssy every single day. All day long.”
Even when Tatum made fun of the kitten’s thumbs, the kitten stays strong -- and cuddly.