If 'Magic Mike' was written by elementary school kids

 By 
Laura Vitto
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After three long years, the hotly anticipated sequel to Magic Mike (titled Magic Mike XXL) will hit theaters on July 1. While most adults know that the franchise is just a vehicle for us to get some one-on-one time with Channing Tatum's abs, the movie means something totally different to innocent little kids.

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