Adam Sandler blessed the world with a fourth version of "The Chanukah Song" during a Nov. 14 performance at Carnegie Hall, and now you can listen to it on the Internet. The first three came fast and furious in 1994, 1999 and 2002, but it's been more than a decade since the comedian chronicled pop culture's many Jewish entertainers in song.
In other words: this was a long time coming. We were due.
Key players from Frozen and Harry Potter are named, as is Marvel Comics legend Stan Lee, noted high-functioning stoner Seth Rogen (who bears all the marks of a Nice Jewish Boy already) and... uhh... Subway Jared.
Look, we can't all be winners.