Having trouble gaining Twitter clout? Are you "engaging with users" and "building a community," only to find your follower count still lacking?
Tweeting is hard work. Instead, why not just become the highest paid actor in television, implode your public image, turn a tiff with your boss into a raging media bender and then sign up for Twitter. Boom! You'll have 1 million followers in about a day, guaranteed or your money back.
This comic was illustrated by Kiersten Essenpreis, a New York-based artist who draws and blogs at YouFail.com.
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