Here's a pro tip: Don't tattoo yourself when you're drunk. Or if you have very little experience with tattoos.
One unfortunate (but amazing) tattoo has completely taken over the r/funny subreddit, instantly securing itself a place in the meme hall of fame.
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Reddit user yllwsnow2 submitted a post to the subreddit on Tuesday, depicting an awful tattoo of a Charmander on someone's stomach. The tattooer was drunk, according to the title of the post, and was under the influence of Xanax at the time. Cool, bro.
For those not well-versed in Pokémon lore, Charmander is the fire-type character that you can choose from at the beginning of the game.
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Then things got a bit crazy. Redditors added the Charmander tattoo -- which quickly became known as Shartmander thanks to user RamsesthePigeon -- onto just about everything, including a really cute plush doll.
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Some Redditors noted just how terrible this guy's friends are.
Comment from discussion My friend was drunk and on Xanax when he decided to tattoo a black face Charmander with no experience or artistic ability. The flame saves it..
Other Redditors used the opportunity to warn of the dangers of mixing drugs and alcohol, which you should never do. Ever. Especially if you have access to a tattoo gun.
Comment from discussion My friend was drunk and on Xanax when he decided to tattoo a black face Charmander with no experience or artistic ability. The flame saves it..
After demanding proof, yllwsnow2, the original poster of the tattoo, uploaded a picture of his friend, along with a time stamp.
Editor's note: The subject's face has been cut out from the original picture.
Yes, RamsesthePigeon, this is how it starts.
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