Ashley Madison, for the uninitiated, is a dating service for people looking to have affairs. And, rather surprisingly, post-Mother’s Day day is its second-biggest day for new female signups, according to a press release obtained by Business Insider. Is Mother’s Day really that awful? Ashley Madison claims that the majority of its members are mothers so… yeah. I suppose the lesson here is that Mother’s Day may actually be that terrible.
Not depressed yet? Guess what the all-time top day for new enrollees is at Ashley Madison. Valentine’s Day. Love is dead.
To be fair, Ashley Madison could be as much a tool for consensually non-monogamous couples as it is for jerks who like to sneak behind their spouse’s backs. But something about the shush-faced woman on the homepage tells me Ash is endorsing exactly what we all assume it is.