It's less than 24 hours since Chelsea Clinton announced that she was pregnant, and expectations are already high for the unborn child. America finally has its own Royal Baby, of sorts, to look forward to; the country has counted down the years until he/she can become president.
But let's take a step back. First, there's the baby shower to think about.
But more importantly: the guest list for the baby shower. And the gifts.
Guest: Barack Obama
Gift: A changing table
CHANGE you can believe in.
Guest: Bill Clinton
Gift: Toy saxophone
Guest: Hillary Clinton
Gift: A matching BlackBerry
Guest: Newt Gingrich
Gift: Goodnight Moon
The closest he'll come to a colony on the moon.
Guest: George W. Bush
Gift: One of his own paintings
There's something oddly calming about Vladimir Putin watching over you while you sleep.
Guest: Joe Biden
Gift: Matching aviators
Guest: John Boehner
Gift: Johnson's No More Tears baby shampoo
Sometimes, though, you need a good cry.
Guests: Sasha and Malia Obama
Gift: The First Kid movie
Guest: Donald Trump
Gift: A birth certificate holder
Natch.
And for any plus-ones attending, this blanket is a safe bet.
