Chuck Norris vs. an average 75-year-old man

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Max Knoblauch
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For Chuck Norris, getting older is just a technicality.

The kung fu master, Texas Ranger and King of the Bowflex turns 75 today, much to the amazement of his countless hordes of enemies. Although many are well into retirement by age 75, Chuck is still very much in the public eye, having recently been seen in the kicking ass in the Expendables franchise and lobbying for Mitt Romney during the 2012 presidential election.

Below, we've compared the similarities and differences between Chuck and the average male born in 1940.

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