The CIA's Social Media Manager Deserves a Raise

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The CIA's Social Media Manager Deserves a Raise
The CIA answered Twitter questions on Monday, once again proving the organization does have a sense of humor. Credit: Mashable composite. Wikimedia Commons, Twitter

Somebody at the Central Intelligence Agency has a pretty good sense of humor.

Just one month after the organization sent out an epic first tweet, the CIA returned to the social media network to answer five of the top questions people have asked in the time since.

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We can only imagine the long list of questions users have submitted to @CIA. The answers, however, were not what we imagined. Turns out the agency's social media manager doesn't take social media too seriously.

Thanks for making our first month on @Twitter great! Today we take 10 mins to answer 5 of the top questions you’ve asked. #twitterversary— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014

Included in the five responses are a selfie reference, the hashtag #sorrynotsorry and a nod to deceased rapper Tupac Shakur.

We had a hunch the CIA knew everything. Apparently, that includes how to please the Internet masses.

No, we don’t know your password, so we can’t send it to you. #sorrynotsorry #twitterversary— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014

YES, we are hiring. http://t.co/008Lvn9fWJ #twitterversary— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014

Sorry for not following you back @TheEllenShow. But if you visit us maybe we can take a selfie? #twitterversary— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014

We flew an A-12 OXCART, not a SR-71 BLACKBIRD. Ours flew higher & faster. But, more on that later. #twitterversary pic.twitter.com/jLSCsn9RYn— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014

No, we don’t know where Tupac is. #twitterversary— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014

For the record, CIA, Tupac is dead.

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