Your very first day of college is filled with excitement -- then you meet your new weirdo roommate.
Shipping off to school to live in a tiny cinderblock box with strangers is something everyone should experience, but when your creepy new roommate reveals they're a messy kleptomaniac with a passion for eating lip balm, it may be time to start thinking about off-campus residencies next semester.
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Don't worry incoming freshman, Thanksgiving break is just around the corner.