Conan O'Brien spent some time playing Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare on his show Monday night, and his biggest takeaway was that crossing the street is hard.
The talk show host dove into the first few missions of the next iteration of Call of Duty, which takes players to a futuristic military setting where private companies do more fighting than countries. As expected, Conan digs into the game's more ridiculous moments, including the prompt "Press X to Pay Respects" that shows during your best friend's funeral.
He also encounters the game's villain, played by a perfectly motion-captured Kevin Spacey. Well, almost perfect. Conan ribs his slightly lifeless eyes, which look like "a carp that's been a refrigerator for three days." Spacey is apparently not capable of crossing the uncanny valley yet.
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare hits shelves on Tuesday for PlayStation 4, PlayStation 3, Xbox One, Xbox 360 and PC.