Sometimes, Platform 9 3/4 is how you get to Sesame Street.
In Sesame Street's latest parody video, Cookie Monster takes on the role of Furry Potter to learn about listening to directions.
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The prize for playing close attention to his mentor, Professor Crumblemore? The Goblet of Cookies, obviously.
Daniel Radcliffe should feel lucky the Cookie Monster already had a regular gig when they were casting Harry Potter, or he'd be out of a wand.
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