No stars for the crop top. Five stars for the cat.
When her 16-year-old daughter bought a crocheted crop top on Amazon, Christy, who goes by the username sb043 on the site, posted a scathing review for the summery garment.
"I probably couldn't legally post a picture of what it looks like if she attempts to wear it...To be fair, it does cover all of the cats nipples, however, she hates the weave," Christy writes in her review. At least she is fair.
And the cat does look incredibly beach-worthy while also keeping nipple exposure to a minimum. So chic.
Unfortunately, the top is listed as "one size," so Christy's teen cannot exchange it for a bigger size. It is probably no loss, though, since the cat has clearly experienced some chafing, according to the review.
Other Amazon users have found Christy's review incredibly helpful, so no more humans or cats will suffer the same buyer's remorse.