And now, we present to you the latest in billionaire Twitter wars.
Mark Cuban and Donald Trump have been going back and forth for a little while now. Points of contention have included their respective reality TV shows, the performance of Cuban's Dallas Mavericks and other very important things.
For the full tête-à-tête, please feel free to go through their individual feeds, or consult Google. But here's the important news: It. Just. Got. Real.
How? Cuban escalated the smack talk by challenging Trump to a "Harlem Shake duel." We're not quite sure how that would work, but it does call to mind certain imagery. Here's Cuban laying down the gauntlet late Monday night:
. @realdonaldtrump let's settle this like gentleman.I challenge u to a Harlem Shake duel.@sharktank cast vs Apprentice cast.For charity— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) March 19, 2013
A pretty good tweet, no doubt; but he followed that with a better one:
.@realdonaldtrump on that Harlem Shake offer,we canall bring our birth certificates if that helps...— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) March 19, 2013
Trump has not yet responded directly to the proposed duel, and we're not sure he will. But the mere possibility does lead to some burning questions: How exactly do two parties "duel" the Harlem Shake? Who would be better? Would this be the greatest thing to ever happen in post-modern American culture -- or the worst? And most of all, why do we pay attention to these people?
All questions to which we'll likely never have good answers.
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