That's it. No need to play the games. We can just call this whole thing now.
Danny Espinosa's mustache already won the 2015 Major League Baseball season, which hasn't even officially started yet.
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The Washington Nationals second baseman showed up for his team's recent picture day looking like this:
You could get lost in that thing. A bird could build its nest in that thing. If stranded on a desert island, he could live for weeks just combing through for food particles left behind by meals of yore.
Come to think of it: Has Espinosa's face has grown a mustache, or his mustache has grown a face?
For comparison's sake, here's what Espinosa looked like in 2010:
We're firmly in support of the new look. Because let's get weird. Weird! Weird! Weird!
Perhaps Espinosa's actually related to this guy:
Danny Espinosa, you beautiful man: Never shave that thing from your face. Baseball is better for it.