If you're wondering what perfection looks like, it's David Bowie in Labyrinth. Don't question it.
You can't deny the charisma that is Jareth the Goblin King. He was hot, had flawless hairspray game and commanded a kingdom of magical creatures -- so, who cares if he was actually pretty evil, right?
But perfection is so much more than hairstyle and magic dances. It's about an attitude and style that can't be learned in an hour or two; it needs to be lived every day.
If you have the commitment and style that Bowie had, you, too, can be a natural born Goblin King.
You remind us of the babe. Kind of.
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