LONDON -- This one is just going to run and run.
A dreary morning exploded into gags and memes Monday following the allegations from Lord Ashcroft in a national paper that David Cameron once stuffed his penis into a dead pig.
With pecker pig set to go down in history, perhaps defining Cameron's time as PM, Cassetteboy has done the honours once again and turned to Will Smith to soundtrack the debacle.
"Today I want to talk about me and pork. I get a kick out of getting my dick out. So let no-one doubt, it's going in a pig's mouth."