If your breakfasts have been way too goody-goody lately, perhaps your morning needs an extra dose of the Empire.
ThinkGeek has just introduced the waffle maker you are looking for, which creates tasty, Death Star-shaped waffles in just minutes.
Once you've made your waffle, you can then top it with blackberries — because blackberries resemble Darth Vader, duh.
ThinkGeek describes the deep, philosophical similarities between the Death Star and waffles:
The secret of the Death Star was that it looked like one thing, but it was technically another. It looked like a moon hanging there in space, but we know that secretly it was actually a space station. Waffles are a lot like that, too. They look like dessert, all covered with strawberries and whipped cream and chocolate chips and powdered sugar and syrup (well, maybe not all of those at once), but they're technically breakfast.