The Holidays make some people grouchy and crabby. Traveling, family you don't want to see and more food than you can fit, but you still eat it all anyway. Well cheer up you grumpy fool! Only 4 more weeks of work till there is another vacation!
This weeks Deck the Trolls winner is Luke on Google Ditches Video Link, Replaces It With Products
"hard to believe i wasted my time reading this tosh. have you got nothing better to do than monitor the position changes of TEXT links, not even graphical buttons! on the google site?
it really makes me wonder. you’ve stolen 20 seconds of my life, quite frankly - i want it back. you turkey-tastic-bunch-of-web-waste-of-spacers."
Notable mentions:
Bradley Gardner on Porn Ads on Facebook
So first "facebook won't go down on you" and then it teases you with something like this.
Facebook would be a shitty girlfriend.
Bob J. on Facebook Won't Go Down on You
I learned a long time ago that no website is going to go down on me. Hence actually having to venture outside on occasion. Reality sucks.
Tushar Dhoot on StumbleUpon Selling Targeted Traffic for $50 CPM
Its stupid turkeys like you that take 1 year to figure out something thats been there forever. What next? You just realized you have a nose?
John on Skype Encryption Too Tough For Ze Police
Hey dumbass, its spelled encryption. I know it must be hard for someone with a 4th grade education to put the right letters together to make words and semi-coherent sentences, but in an age where spell check is only a click away, it's really quite pathetic to think you couldn't even rub enough brain cells together to click that button before submitting this derivative re-reported trash.
Richard on Porn Ads on Facebook
Looks like Pete has finally found the perfect combination to get him hot and bothered: Tits AND Facebook.
I’m too well mannered to make the obvious reference to turkeys. And whipping. And His
Brix on PickyPirate Picks Good Torrent Content For You
A is for Almost a good post, but not quite
B is for Bored, me
C is for Cookie, it’s good enough for me (but I can’t seem to…
D is for Delete, as in your cookie)
E is for Epiphany,
F is for the worst word that you can say, just say m’kay
G is for Google, your boyfriend
H is for Headstand, which I rather do than read this blog
I is for I hope your server crashes
J is for Job, as in get a new one
K is for KY jelly, just add mashable
L is for Meaving, right after this comment
M is for Monotony, endless
N is for Nobody, as in likes you guys
O is for One time, at band camp…
P is for Panties, see below
Q is for Queen, Pete Cashmere
R is for Rodman, Dennis, see above
S is for Sucks, mashable
T is for Tom, from myspace, cooler than you
U is for Unworthy, as in of my comment
V is for Vagina, less the man breasts
W is for Www.yourblogsucks.cmon
X is for Xit-ing your blog soon
Y is for Yawn, result of your post. Also for Y, why am I here?
Z is Zzzzz.. eeebraa
(Inspired by Andy Baily’s A-Z funny)
Notable Troll Posts on the Announcement, and you thought you could win on this post. Morons!
There once was a troll from Turkey
Who thought Mashable was like beef jerky
He’d bite and he’d chew
For an hour or two
Little nutrition with a taste that was quirky
The troll was amazed
At the articles they raised
To the top of the digital heap
He realized as he read
He could make much more bread
Writing shlock that puts people to sleep!