It didn't take long for the Thursday's GOP debate to go below the belt.
After Marco Rubio promised to end his gutter attacks on Donald Trump, the Republican front-runner responded by focusing on a recent Rubio insult that he has small hands, which seemingly carried the implication that he might be poorly endowed elsewhere.
"He hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands -- if they’re small something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem, I guarantee you," Trump said, promising he's got a big enough dick to be the leader of the free world.
Donald Trump knows what you mean when you say he has small hands and he says there's no problem. Nope. #GOPDebate pic.twitter.com/7eJzbRDcvJ— Mashable News (@MashableNews) March 4, 2016
As is typical, Trump stayed vague on specifics, not detailing size or girth.
Twitter exploded with dick jokes.
“Mr. Trump, a follow-up. Does it have a name?"— Molly Ball (@mollyesque) March 4, 2016
I'm at the point where I literally fear they unzip their pants and compare.
Not figuratively.
Literally.
That's how far we've sunk.— Mo Elleithee (@MoElleithee) March 4, 2016
for our own safety now we must build a wall around trump’s dick #GOPDebate— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) March 4, 2016
Donald Trump referencing his dick size makes it official: this has ECLIPSED a Real Housewives Reunion.— Andy Cohen (@Andy) March 4, 2016
I'm less concerned with size of Donald Trump's dick than I am with the color/what his pubes sitch is. Rust? Combover? #GOPDebate #Iamgross— Caissie St.Onge (@Caissie) March 4, 2016
Trump, parrying Rubio slam on small hands, becomes first presidential candidate in history to refer to the size of his package #GOPDebate— HowardKurtz (@HowardKurtz) March 4, 2016
K so now I'm watching debate. Donald Trump said he has a big penis. #proveit. Trump's penis is the new Obama Birth Certificate.— Brett Erlich (@bretterlich) March 4, 2016