Last night's Conan featured a parody ad for an ovulation test kit, "sponsored" by Donald Trump, naturally.
The kit features a tiny stick, which bears an uncanny resemblance to the loudmouth politician, and informs you in Trump's own melodic tones whether or not you're ovulating.
The best part? Dunking a Donald Trump-lookalike into a cup of your own urine. The worst part? If you're not ovulating, he calls you a "failure, sweetheart."