Look out, America. Everyone's favorite animate hair piece, Donald Trump, is running for president in 2016.
Trump announced his presidential bid during a truly, um, special press conference in New Yok City on Tuesday. He covered everything from tractors to China to $3 websites.
Meanwhile, Twitter had a field day with the endless stream of gold that was Trump's announcement.
Looking forward to tomorrow's news coverage of Trump's speech. pic.twitter.com/Nmrd4HdQoO— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) June 16, 2015
Reagan's going to be pissed when he finds out Trump is taking all his SEO.— Christine Erickson (@christerickson) June 16, 2015
JEB! TRUMP! The 2016 Republican race is turning into a 1960s episode of Batman.— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) June 16, 2015
Trump mouth corner spittle 2016— Kate Nocera (@KateNocera) June 16, 2015
Trump's speech could be described as off the rails if it was ever on the rails. It's like crashed in a field two miles from the rails.— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) June 16, 2015
"I hire people, they do a website. It costs me $3." SOLUTIONS! FROM! TRUMP! — Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) June 16, 2015
Donald Trump is my favorite presidential candidate who appeared on The Nanny.— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) June 16, 2015
Watching Donald Trump's announcement is like watching a dozen of @david_j_roth's birthday parties happen simultaneously.— Big Sexy Jeb Lund (@Mobute) June 16, 2015
Donald Trump haiku: I have many websites. I have them all everywhere. I hate the Chinese.— Amanda Terkel (@aterkel) June 16, 2015
"We need somebody...we need somebody..." Trump, in his speech today, and also in what I imagine he says looking up at the moon each night.— Colin Daileda (@ColinDaileda) June 16, 2015
Uncle Donald Trump, please just sit down. We're about to carve the turkey.— John Brougher (@johnbrougher) June 16, 2015
If your job is to edit the transcript of Trump's rollout , I would like to buy you a drink.— Michelle Ray (@GaltsGirl) June 16, 2015
Okay, Season 2 of Black Mirror went a bit too far. pic.twitter.com/yuwzrgkxyb— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) June 16, 2015
The Trump candidacy is a Veep storyline that would have been discarded for being too absurd even for an HBO comedy— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) June 16, 2015