Dear Tom Felton (a.k.a. Draco Malfoy),
As you know, any good celebrity media frenzy has two important components: A Kardashian angle and a Harry Potter angle.
So of course, when Kim debuted her new platinum blonde hair on Thursday, the Internet's natural reaction was to compare her hairdo to Draco's. (Though in my opinion, she should have bleached her eyebrows, too.)
I've used Photoshop before, but I am by no means a Photoshop wizard. So, I put Kim's face onto Draco's body and sent it out into the Twitter abyss just as one of my editors asked: "I never thought I'd be saying this, but have we done a story on Kim's hair yet?"
Expecto Patronum! Who is more evil Kim Kardashian or Draco Malfoy? pic.twitter.com/xuQn23GmZZ— Brian Koerber (@bkurbs) March 5, 2015
The photo made its way to roundups on various websites, including this one. But, more importantly: It made it to your radar.
So apparently Kanye has a Draco fetish....#muse https://t.co/kH4olD483m— Tom Felton (@TomFelton) March 5, 2015
"So apparently Kanye has a Draco fetish....#muse," you wrote on Instagram. We couldn't agree more: Kim and Kanye are clearly evil, Mudblood-hating Slytherins.
So, for your viewing and Instagramming pleasure, we took the liberty of creating some others.
Everyone knows that @KimKardashian would be a Slytherin. pic.twitter.com/2PYTGiazXf— Brian Koerber (@bkurbs) March 6, 2015
The truth has been revealed. @TomFelton @KimKardashian @kanyewest #HarryPotter pic.twitter.com/kh605L4VsO— Brian Koerber (@bkurbs) March 6, 2015
I see you liked my photoshop @TomFelton @KimKardashian pic.twitter.com/VMbtoc4Cyx— Brian Koerber (@bkurbs) March 6, 2015
Everyone knows that @KimKardashian would be a Slytherin. pic.twitter.com/2PYTGiazXf— Brian Koerber (@bkurbs) March 6, 2015
The truth it out. #slytherin pic.twitter.com/PXWxSe07eZ— Brian Koerber (@bkurbs) March 6, 2015