Step 1: Join the ensemble cast of a Canadian teen soap opera, only to be politely asked to leave because you're a little preoccupied with launching one of modern music's biggest rap careers.
Step 2: Release so many diss tracks, mix tapes and singles in 2015 that one of them is bound to become the sleeper hit of the year. By the time you boldly release a video for that single the same night as the new Star Wars trailer, everyone's already got the song stuck in their heads.
Step 3: Unveil the only dance moves mankind will need from here on out.
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Drake dropped his highly anticipated "Hotline Bling" video last night, and nothing in the world of human movement will ever be the same.
The sensitive rapper's extremely attainable dance moves were on display in James Turrell's world of light, which can only mean one thing: We must be the "Hotline Bling" video we wish to see in the world. Which pretty much means just dancing like Drake all the time.
It's easy --- just learn these simple moves, and float through the world bringing joy wherever you go.
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