An astounding series of events led what you see above: a monkey in Patos, Brazil, chugs a glass of rum, steals a kitchen knife, takes to the roof for some good ol' fashioned roof stabbin', and then gets nabbed by local fire department and released into the wild.
"It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife," fire department Lt. Col. Saul Laurentino told aRede.
For the whole experience, make sure to watch with this accompanying audio: