Meet drunkMall: SkyMall's hard-partying second cousin.
The online shopping wonderland, created by Tyler Mahan Coe, aggregates all the bizarre items Drunk You loves into a single, convenient webpage. Now, you can drink a whole bottle of wine alone in your living room, then impulsively buy sushi socks and a voodoo candle of your ex -- all without ever leaving your couch.
Why would you ever need any of these things? Well, you wouldn't. But you want them, don't you? So go forth, reveler, and buy the giant googly eyes. It's all totally smart and cool, and you won't regret it.
Just be sure to check your credit card statement in the morning.
Here are just a few of the glorious items available for purchase.