"Bro, I will end you."
"But bro, I love you."
At least that's how we imagine this scene went down, which was captured on Rocco Avallone's private security camera in the Kensignton area of Philadelphia at about 10:50 p.m. on August 27.
Two men, who appear to be pretty intoxicated, where smoking when some words were exchanged and the man standing attacks the man on the stoop.
A short scuffle ensues and some punches were thrown (mostly misses though.)
When suddenly the man who was attacked decides hugs are way better than punches.
The two slap hands and embrace for a solid 11-second hug. The instigator jumps into the other man's arms and the two end up on a vehicle parked on the side of the road.
Next, they appear to whisper sweet nothings into each other's ears, and just as you think they're totally going to make out, they slap hands again and just go about their business.