What was HBO thinking not casting Ellen Page and Kate Mara for the second season of True Detective?
With Wednesday's news of Vince Vaughn and Colin Farrell landing the starring roles, which excited nearly no one on the Internet, it's all too easy to wonder what if.
Funny or Die teamed up with Page and Mara to bring you "Tiny Detectives," the grim journey of two detectives who are too tiny to accomplish any simple task. Like, grabbing something off a shelf. Or, asking for cocaine.
Page coins the term "face penis" here, so you're witnessing history being made.
Missed opportunity, HBO. Missed opportunity.
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