Email Harvester Launches, Turns Down $750 Million Offer

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Pete Cashmore
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Email Harvester Launches, Turns Down $750 Million Offer
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It's been almost 4 months since I first proposed my idea for Email Harvester (TM). After literally minutes of hard labor and over $100 million in VC funding, I'm happy to confirm that Email Harvester (TM) is now in private beta. Using advanced Web 2.0 social engineering techniques, a patented built-to-flip model, an AJAX-powered interactivity layer, tagging, memetracking, social-bookmarking AND rounded corners, we can now fool the gullible early adopters faster and more efficiently than ever before.

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