Australia is at peak humiliation.
The nation's cricket team has been smashed by England during an awfully abhorrent day one of fourth Test at Trent Bridge. The Aussie team got all out for 60 in 111 balls. In case you are wondering, that is a crushing defeat.
The star of England's knock-out performance was Stuart Broad, who took eight wickets to see Australia bowled out in the first innings in the shortest time in Test history. England needs to win one more match of the five-match series to regain the Ashes.
And just as all Australians were considering crawling under the carpet and dying a slow, sorry death, the Poms have another idea.
Here's how they showed the world their victory on Twitter and newspapers around the country:
SUN SPORT: Throw another wimp on the barbie #tomorrowspaperstoday #ENGvAUS pic.twitter.com/lRUQPcnfOS— Neil Henderson (@hendopolis) August 6, 2015
A collection of British papers #tomorrowspaperstoday #ENGvAUS pic.twitter.com/Szl7zH3pNF— Neil Henderson (@hendopolis) August 6, 2015
Here's an early look at #tomorrowspaperstoday #ashes #hero #nffc pic.twitter.com/wjUWMN4rWm— Nottingham Post (@Nottingham_Post) August 6, 2015
Did you witness the ‘pomicide’? Watch it here in Pint-sized #Ashes http://t.co/xBqNf0Cu7e pic.twitter.com/shpTYJFQi0— Test Match Special (@bbctms) August 6, 2015
Local shop gets in on #TheAshes fun after Australia's incredible batting collapse http://t.co/6CNhw13EYi #AUSvENG pic.twitter.com/PnWNNGmsGN— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 6, 2015
This time it wasn't just the English slamming the Australian Test team. The Australian media also showed their disgust on this black day in history.
Today's @SMHsport back page: It's Pomicide #Ashes pic.twitter.com/jmk5jRhHSn— smh.com.au (@smh) August 6, 2015
Broad ban officially lifted. Front page of The Courier-Mail #Ashes2015 #ENGvAUS pic.twitter.com/hYcQphXIct— Christopher Dore (@wrongdorey) August 6, 2015
Was that the worst day ever for Australian cricket? #Ashes http://t.co/O2bQyskJPh pic.twitter.com/965O3EF10q— The Daily Telegraph (@dailytelegraph) August 6, 2015
You can't say that the Aussie press are biased #ENGvAUS pic.twitter.com/JV9rlgugNQ— Gemma Whaling (@Gemwhaling) August 6, 2015
Last but not least there was a tweet from good ol' KP, otherwise known as English cricketer Kevin Pietersen, who is sunning himself on some island far, far away.
Michael Clarke #Ashes2015 #ENGvAUS pic.twitter.com/48NXMOCMfe— Kevin Pietersen (@KP24p) August 6, 2015
If that hurt a lot, Australian TV show host Karl Stefanovic has a gift for you. Him, naked, running. At least something half-decent came out of this bloodbath. Happy Friday.
If clarkey doesn't get a hundred I'm gear off on the show tomorrow. Woohoo. Positives for everyone. What— Karl Stefanovic (@karlstefanovic) August 6, 2015