Big college basketball upsets and a full slate of NBA games? Ain't nobody got time for that. The only sports moment from this weekend you need to see is this massive condor escaping its handlers at a minor league hockey game. The incident took place in Bakersfield, Calif., home to the Bakersfield Condors, and has since gone viral online. Video of the noble beast's daring -- and highly entertaining -- escape has been viewed more than 300,000 times since Saturday, so check it for yourself above.