16 Scandalous Excuses for Skipping Work

 By 
Laura Vitto
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16 Scandalous Excuses for Skipping Work
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A dog peed on your leg, a cop pulled you over for littering, your appendix suddenly burst -- what's your excuse?

It takes a skilled artist to craft the perfect, believable excuse for skipping out on work. Your boss has heard it all, and the old "I've got the flu" simply won't do.

Secret-sharing app Whisper let us in on some of its users' best excuses for ditching their 9-to-5s.

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Check out Whisper for more excuses on playing hooky.

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