If there's anything (or anyone?) that knows more about me than I do, it's probably Facebook. So the social network should be pretty good at analyzing my data to figure out who my "true soulmate" is. Right?
According to a new app from Captain Quizz that has been making its way through your Facebook feed, my true soul mate isn't my girlfriend. It's my mom.
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I tried the quiz again. I got my mom again.
I tried it a third time. I got my mom a third time.
Now, don't get me wrong; I do love my mom and wouldn't deny someone who tried to call me a momma's boy. (But not in that way, Captain Quizz. Not in that way.)
My mother joined Facebook about six months ago, which means she has probably Liked or commented (or both) on every single photo and status update I've had since then. So, if anything, my mom is my biggest Facebook fan.
"Captain Quizz analyzes your friend list, posts and likes to find out who your real soulmate is," according to its website. So it's no huge surprise, given my mom's ability to Like my status moments after I post it, that I was paired with her.
And if the comments section is any indication, I wasn't the only awkward pairing.