Jimmy Fallon and The Rock give the world's dumbest commencement speech

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Max Knoblauch
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Just in time for graduation season, Jimmy Fallon and Dwayne Johnson gave the commencement speech of a lifetime on Thursday night's Tonight Show.

Playing 1989 high school super-seniors Bobby Ristick and Logan Duffy, Fallon and Johnson were introduced as the two students with the lowest GPAs in the class. They certainly proved that true in their hilarious speech, asking the important graduation questions, like: "Is Ronald McDonald a virgin?"

The two bumbling graduates give the audience a karate lesson and essentially invent the idea for Facebook -- before dismissing it as idiotic.

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