Think you're a big fantasy football player? Think you've got all the insights on hot pickups, who to start and who to sit? Heck, maybe you're even as hardcore as the guy who recently brought his laptop to the movies to draft in the dark.
But we can guarantee with some certainty that your fantasy football league isn't nearly as high-stakes as one in Nebraska that's simply called, "The Tattoo League."
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The league's premise is simple but dastardly, as shown in the video, above, which originally aired on ESPN's Sunday NFL Countdown. Here's how one player named Adam, who manages a team called "Bieber's Entourage," sums it up:
"Whoever loses gets a tattoo of the winner's choosing," he explains. "The only thing that the loser gets to choose is where the tattoo is placed on their body."
In 2010, the tradition's inaugural season, the loser was tatted up with a unicorn and rainbow. The following year, it was a montage of Tim Tebow-themed Care Bears. Then last year -- perhaps the coup de grâce -- a portrait of Justin Bieber with the accompanying hashtag #YOLOswag. Only time will tell what monstrosity this season brings, but one thing is for certain: There will be ink.
Watch the entire video for yourself; then let us know what you think in the comments. And remember: These are actual grown men. America is a wonderful place.