Facebook is holding an event on Thursday at its Menlo Park, Calif. headquarters rumored to be showcasing its new presence on Android devices.
And while it's unclear just what the event will unveil, there have been plenty of rumors circulating about a "Facebook phone."
In anticipation of the announcement, phone or not, we've compiled a few features that we'd definitely not like to see. Check out the list below. And stay tuned to Mashable for more -- serious -- coverage on the event this afternoon.
What do you think of the idea of a Facebook phone? And are there any features you'd definitely not like to see? Tell us in the comments.
1. A "What's On Your Mind?" message every time you turn it on
2. Pop-up Farmville and Mafia Wars notifications
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3. "Forgot your password? No worries! Like this Levi Jeans brand page to log back in"
4. Alarms for birthdays and events
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5. SMS-targeted advertising based on previous Likes
6. An electric shock whenever someone pokes you
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7. Consequently, suggestions on who to poke/shock
8. "Friendly" reminders
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9. One ringtone selection: The chat notification sound on repeat
10. An integration of wall posting and texting (i.e. embarrassing parent messages going public)
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