The highly anticipated Fifty Shades of Grey movie is expected to be a disaster -- there isn't enough sex and the stars of the movie don't seem to have any chemistry. The bad writing has become an afterthought.
The movie comes out Friday, but it's not too late to start from scratch.
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Model-turned-actor Jamie Dornan may look the part of handsome, brooding millionaire Christian Grey, but traditional casting ended up being totally boring. Instead, why not bring in national treasure Tina Fey?
On 30 Rock, she nailed the whole "love is torture" thing and the show actually parallels with the BDSM romance much more than you might expect.
The point is, we really miss Liz Lemon.
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