Because not all of us can handle erotic, BDSM fiction, Mashable has cleaned up E. L. James' naughty language in Fifty Shades of Grey by turning some of the books' steamiest and WTF passages into Mad Libs.
Now this is the kind of story you can survive your own mother reading.
Let's call it "Mad Libido: A spanking good time." Print them out and play along.
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BONUS: Completed Mad Libs