The Many Faces of American Football

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Christine Erickson
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The Many Faces of American Football

It requires a thick skin and tough attitude to play football, especially if you want to make it to the Super Bowl.

Fortunately for us, it does not require looking good for the camera. Players pay attention to the game, not who's watching it. There's no time for that if you want to win...unless you're Brandon Lloyd.

The Baltimore Ravens play the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday, and they definitely did not get to the top for being photogenic.

Here are a few tips on how to win the NFL's biggest night.

OK, boys, game faces ready?

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Close enough.

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Flacco?

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Flacco, wat r u doing?

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Flacco, stahp.

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...we'll work on this later.

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It's important to keep your eyes on the prize.

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Or at least watch where you're going.

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Always have your teammate's back.

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And don't forget to breathe.

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If the ref makes a bad call, just bite your tongue.

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Even if the call is really bad.

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But you can't let the game confuse you.

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Stop daydreaming about Beyoncé, and pay attention!

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Be sure to wear your helmet.

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What did I just tell you?

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Don't be scared, it's just the most important game of the season.

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And don't even think about crying.

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Now hit the showers.

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